Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Someone shattered a urinal.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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