is your mom at the bar?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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