So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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