The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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