I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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