You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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