I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
In America we eat man semen.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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