Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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