she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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