and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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