I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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