careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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