Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
They took my balls.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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