Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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