You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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