Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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