I feel like I'm in dance class right now
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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