Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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