Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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