careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
