But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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