So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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