They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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