you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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