quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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