Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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