god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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