i just had sex bonerless
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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