come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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