i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
