How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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