is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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