We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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