this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm like, not good at living.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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