You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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