we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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