So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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