its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Holy shit dude........stairs
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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