Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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