he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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