I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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