It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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