you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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