allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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