And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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