We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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