Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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