I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
