when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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