so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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