Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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