i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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