My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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