I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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