if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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