Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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