Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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